Potty Mind

My boys are quite impressive
They have mastered many arts
Experts at fishing and snake catching
and also kings of ........hearts (what did you think I was going to say?)

They play a mean video game
and make good grades to boot
Kind and loving gentlemen
their Daddy taught them to.....shoot (I know what you were thinking!)

With all of their accomplishments
they can't master one feat
Even though I oft remind them
they won't keep pee off the seat (Moms of boys, can I get an AMEN!)

I am filled with happiness
when I sit down and find
The seat is clean! The seat is clean!
Oh, they are so kind :)