Deer Lease Pt. 2 - Read at Your Own Risk

WARNING: Do not read this post if you don't like to hear "hunting" stories, gross stories, or boy stories. You have been warned.

Mark let Chase do some driving. He is getting way too big. He will be driving for real before I know it.

The boys had a great time swimming in the stock tank. I have been told that the bottom of the stock tank is mushy. I try not to think about it.

Now for the gross story. It seems that Mark spied a lizard poking her head up. He then proceeded to show off his shooting skills. If you do not want to know what happened, then do not look at the above picture very closely. After the lizard met her fate, Chase was examing her. He noticed that she seemed to still be alive, which was impossible considering her circumstances. Sure enough, her belly was moving all around. Chase got a pocketknife and performed a c-section on the lizard. He successfully delivered 10 baby lizards. Two of those lizards came home with him. One of those lizards remains. Chase loves his lizard. For the record, Mark felt really bad about the lizard after he realized the lizard's circumstances. On another sidenote, why could I not have at least one girl? Seriously!!!!